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Old 24th March 2008, 11:56 PM   #1
Has stopped squeaking

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Cat

Take your time and see if you can read each line without making a mistake. The average person can't.


This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is a cat.
This is retard cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.


Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line. Enjoy !





old but hey, you all did it
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Old 25th March 2008, 12:04 AM   #2
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Old 25th March 2008, 12:06 AM   #3
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..cat?
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Old 25th March 2008, 12:06 AM   #4
Tastes better with mint sauce

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Had that texted to me last week
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Old 25th March 2008, 12:06 AM   #5
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...retard
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Old 25th March 2008, 08:38 AM   #6
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I don't understand that one. and it took me 2 minutes.
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Old 25th March 2008, 09:00 AM   #7
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Old 25th March 2008, 10:06 AM   #8
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