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Old 14th April 2008, 09:41 AM   #1
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blow up

A boy told his mom, "I couldn't sleep last night so I went into your room. Why were you jumping up and down on daddy?"

His mom said, "Well dear, I was pushing the air out of him."

The boy replied, "Oh then you're wasting your time. The lady next door blows him back up every day."
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Old 14th April 2008, 10:00 AM   #2
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Old 14th April 2008, 12:45 PM   #3
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Old 14th April 2008, 01:29 PM   #4
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Old 14th April 2008, 02:31 PM   #5
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Old 14th April 2008, 05:28 PM   #6
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Pmsl!!
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"UNDERSTEER" is when you hit the fence with the front of the car.
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"HORSEPOWER" is how fast you hit the fence.
"TORQUE" is how far you take the fence with you.
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