Supermarket talk ! - Skyline Owners Club

**Trackday Addict** · 14th April 2008, 10:02 AM

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman who smiles & asks him if he's ok.
She smiles & says it's been a long time since i saw you last !

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife
and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to
on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt
with wet celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

**Ahapartridge** · 14th April 2008, 10:17 AM

How embarrassing for you John

**Honey** · 14th April 2008, 10:40 AM

Hahaha.

Good reply Pete.

Heard it before John, but it's still funny.

**Bubble** · 14th April 2008, 02:41 PM

oops

14th April 2008, 10:02 AM	#1
Trackday Addict 7.5's here we come Area Rep Membership No. 370 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Weymouth County: Dorset Drives: www.projectgtst.com Posts: 2,553	Supermarket talk ! A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman who smiles & asks him if he's ok. She smiles & says it's been a long time since i saw you last ! He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
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14th April 2008, 10:40 AM	#3
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14th April 2008, 02:41 PM	#4
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14th April 2008, 10:17 AM	#2
Ahapartridge Half Man Half Partridge Club Member Membership No. 067 Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In th'ouse County: Cheshire Drives: A 350 without the zee Posts: 5,058	How embarrassing for you John

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