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Old 26th May 2008, 04:57 PM   #1
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Husband and Wife Shopping

Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a crate of Stella and sticks them into the trolley

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife

'They're on offer, only 10 for 24 cans', he says

'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping...

A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,

'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says

the man replies... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE F***ING PRICE'
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Old 26th May 2008, 05:02 PM   #2
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Old 26th May 2008, 05:14 PM   #3
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Old 26th May 2008, 07:28 PM   #4
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very true lol
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