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| Skyline Enthusiast Registered User Join Date: May 2008
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| Husband and Wife Shopping Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a crate of Stella and sticks them into the trolley 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife 'They're on offer, only 10 for 24 cans', he says 'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping... A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man, 'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says the man replies... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE F***ING PRICE' |
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| Club Treasurer & Essex Rep. Administrator Membership No. 107 | ![]() |
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__________________ R34GTT RB30 with a T04Z - 675bhp / 574lbs @ 1.5 bar 12.28 @116 TOTBV Skyline Owners Club - Essex Meet Here | |
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| National Events Coordinator and East Yorks area rep Area Rep Membership No. 286 | Now thats funny ![]() |
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__________________ Now, if my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious s*** Carbon Fibre goodness | |
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| Skyline Enthusiast Registered User | very true lol |
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