Don`t talk to my parrot - Skyline Owners Club

**Jay** · 1st July 2008, 05:02 PM

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,
'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque .'

'Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!' 'I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!'

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking
dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't
contain himself any longer and yelled,

'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!'

To which the parrot replied, 'Get him, Spike!'

**Honey** · 1st July 2008, 05:45 PM

**PK GTR** · 1st July 2008, 07:25 PM

Brilliant!

**Squeak** · 1st July 2008, 07:32 PM

hahaha fantastic!

Redcar · 1st July 2008, 10:52 PM

Excellent

1st July 2008, 05:02 PM	#1
Jay Skyline Owners Club Club Member Membership No. 653 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Guildford/Ripley County: Surrey Drives: Stagea RSV4, a wheelchair (soon at this rate) Posts: 739	Don`t talk to my parrot Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque .' 'Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!' 'I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!' When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, 'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!' To which the parrot replied, 'Get him, Spike!'
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1st July 2008, 05:45 PM	#2
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1st July 2008, 07:25 PM	#3
PK GTR Skyline Owners Club Club Member Membership No. 699 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Tunbridge Wells County: Kent Drives: R33 GTR V-SPEC, Nissan Navara, Posts: 1,063	Brilliant!
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1st July 2008, 07:32 PM	#4
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