Fellas! What you will never hear your Missus say!! NSFW

[Spearmint]

However, If you do....fair play to you!


I'll swallow it all, I love the taste.

Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

I'm bored, let's shave my pussy!

Shouldn't you be down the pub with your mates?

That fart was great! Do another one!

I've decided to stop wearing clothes in the house.

You're so sexy with a hangover.

I'd rather play Virtua Fighter than go shopping.

Let's start subscribing to Penthouse.

Would you like to see a video of me going down on my girlfriend?

Just for a change, can we try anal sex tonight?

I really like football, can you take me to a game.

You'd better drive. You're far safer than I am and besides, everyone knows women can't drive.

Actually we shouldn't have been given the vote, we're better off in the kitchen.

I think a big motorbike is a good idea.

I don't care if my bum looks big in this, let's just go and get pissed.

We haven't gone out with your mates for a while, shall we all go to Stringfellows.

Why can't you let your hair down and have a few vodka chasers with me.

I know you're already late for work, but can I gag on it just one more time.

Aim where you like, it's really good for my skin

You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.

Microwave food again? Brilliant.

I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

I love hearing stories about your ex-girlfriends. Tell me more.

Let's just leave the toilet seat up all the time; then you won't have to mess with it anymore.

It's only half time; you should get a few more beers in.

I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.

I love it when my pillow smells of fags and lager. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, you big silly.

Let's go shopping so you can check out the womens' arses.

I'll be out painting the house.

I love it when you play football on a Sunday. I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.

Our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again. Come and look.

I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again.

No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

Let me pay.

Your mother did a great job raising you. She's so much better than mine.

Do me a favour and forget that stupid Valentine's Day thing. Save your money for buying beer.

I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year.

Oh, not shopping again. Let's go to the new all-day strip club instead.

Look, I make enough money for both of us. Why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to a seven or eight.

Stop getting up for night feedings. You need your sleep.

God, I swear, if I don't get to blow you soon I'm going to burst.

I just signed up for Yoga so I can get my ankles behind my head just for you.

[James]

[Kez]

hahahaha brilliant!!

[Little Kez]

Lmao! imagine that

[pete-flint]

I think I would start worrying if she spoke like that to me, WHOA

[Andy M GTS]

If Carlsberg did ..... lol