"dont drink and drive"..... you cant hold a beer , and change gear!!

[n/arb20e]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination . I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning

[Cromanian]

Ha ha good one, espically the last ones

[n/arb20e]

Ha ha good one, espically the last ones

It does have a hint of truth about it tho!!

[Andy M GTS]

Good find

[julio2906]

Thats good

When ive had too much I always get my mutting ferbs in a wubble

[Pupsy]

There's no hope for me then, coz I'm having trouble pronouncing Anti-constitutionalistically sober (hang on ,did I even manage to spell it right?

[CrispyTKD]

quality

[skyline alan]

love it

[GTR-NICK]

[dawsonr]

[Br8n69]

Great find