Dilemma

[Moff]

Apologies to the ladies...

There I was driving to the shops a little while ago, and I saw this couple running towards me... The female seemed rather nice, so as I passed I cocked my neck to check out her behind nice...

On my way back, I noticed them in the distance, running the same way I was travelling, so I may have taken my foot off the accelerator to have a good glance (purely for scientific purposes of course ), as I was getting nearing I noticed an awesome looking looking drinft spec AE86 coming towards me.

Which do I look at ?

The girl running in the lycra bottoms won I'm afraid, she was quite tasty..

Just wanted to check I made the right decision

Moff

[Skyline Girl]

Personally, i would have looked at the AE86

[Checkpoint]

Personally, i would have looked at the AE86

Never seen one in lycra tho

[Bubble]

For once in your life, there wasn't a Moff-Up

So well done

Any pics?

[Andy W]

the car


























then turn round go back get a front view, then turn round and get another rear view

[Tescotrucker]

Were the headlights nice?

[Moff]

I like Andys plan... Sadly no pics..

Moff

[dewie]

As long as it's not a really pronounced ogle that makes the woman feel uncomfortable I don't think there should be any shame in admiring a woman's physique.

We are genetically programmed to find boobs and bums and all the best curves on a woman attractive. It's instinctive and natural ans as long as we admire rather than leer then women will hopefully get a little confidence boost to know a guy is checking her out.

I know I get a confidence boost when women stare at me as I go past.

[dewie]

Although I accept the staring is often due to me wandering around in Y-fronts and slippers screaming "Does anybody know where I live?" at the top of my voice in Matalan, rather than my manly physique.

[SPR]

....wandering around in Y-fronts and slippers screaming "Does anybody know where I live?" at the top of my voice in Matalan.....

that would do it yeah

[Trev]

You made the right choice Moff.












The mistake was not acting like a sex pest to obtain her phone number.

Or get a picture for us to drool over......

[Dangerousgummibear]

Although I accept the staring is often due to me wandering around in Y-fronts and slippers screaming "Does anybody know where I live?" at the top of my voice in Matalan, rather than my manly physique.

Im curious, you said that as if it was a regular thing?

[dewie]

Im curious, you said that as if it was a regular thing?

Yeah.

It's not just me surely?

Should I stop drinking Turps?

[Gavin]

Should I stop drinking Turps?

No Dewie... if that's what assists your famous bouts of strangely fascinating yet worryingly funny posts... then I'll buy you some when we finally cross paths at some meet (I believe it's cheaper than beer )

[dewie]

It certainly is cheaper. I keep telling them at B&Q to keep it in the fridge but they don't get it.